Beau Smith To Write 24 With Jack Bauer
Posted by Beau Smith on December 27, 2007

That's right. Come late February 2008 I will be writing 24: Cold Warrior for IDW Publishing and The Fox Network.

There may be a writer's strike in Hollywood, but there's not one here at The Flying Fist Ranch. I hope you check out this "back to the basics" story where Jack is far out of his usual comfort zone and is thrown into the elements.

It had to be something big to get Jack Bauer AND Chloe O'Brian out of L.A. Jack and Chloe find themselves at a remote communications station in Alaska during a huge snow storm trying to stop Russian terrorists from Jack's past from bringing down all wireless communications in the United States.

24: Cold Warrior is a 48 page stand alone story in a deluxe format. It's Ad-free and has a cover price of $7.49. The art is by Steve Bryant of Athena Voltaire fame.

It's Jack Bauer like you've never seen him.

Your amigo,

Beau

Rough As A Cobb
Posted by Beau Smith on January 26, 2006

Amigos,

Now is the time to check out the manly cover to Cobb: Off The Leash #1. It's right below this section here on the page.

The cover is by the legendary Eduardo Barreto and it screams testosterone. You'll be hearing lots more about Cobb in the weeks to come. Make sure you check here and my Busted Knuckles column for more art and info on the manliest comic book to hit the streets in years.

Thank you for your support.

Beau

Rants, Rents and Rumbles
Posted by Beau Smith on January 24, 2006

I want all of you out there to make sure you make your weekly trip over to my BUSTED KNUCKLES column at Silver Bullet Comics. The crowd there is getting bigger by the week and you wanna make sure there's room for you. It's filled with all kinds ofmanly stuff like my weekly topic of testosterone, The Busted Knuckles Babe Of The Week as well as the ever popular Busted Knuckles Manly Comic Book Cover Of The Week. Everything that you need to get your manly week started.

This past week I watched a few DVD's that I thought I'd share with ya.

1. Four Brothers. Great action movie that isn't one of these tired hip-hop "Gansta" movies where everybody holds a gun the wrong way.

2. The Cave. Just what it is, a fun popcorn monster movie that has a good cast and some great scare scenes. Don't go in expecting some Oscar award winner. Just remember, it's a monster movie.

3. Crash & Byrnes. One of my very low budget B-Action movies. Haha...this one is really low budget and has more holes in it than swiss cheese. Wolf Larson is the lead, he's done pretty good in other action movies, but this one is better left unrented. Even the babe in it is nothing special.

As always, if ya got something to say let me know. I'm always around.

Beau

Beau@flyingfistranch.com

Things I Missed Out On
Posted by Beau Smith on January 17, 2006

I had never seen the TV show 24. Last night I was in front of the TV at the right time and saw it for the first time. I really liked it. I'm guessing that I've missed a lot. I like the fast paced story line and the action. Not bad. I guess I'll have to try and watch it more often. Remind me.

I did the same thing with the TV show BECKER.I never watched it when it was on prime time. Last year WGN on my cable started playing back to back episodes at night.I was in front of the TV at the right time and caught it. I really liked it. So I started watching it every night. It's the kinda stuff I like to watch at night before bed. I don't like anything heavy. Same with food before bed time.

Lemme know if I miss anything else.

Your amigo,

Beau

Bad News Bears
Posted by Beau Smith on January 16, 2006

Well, by now you know that my Chicago Bears lost to the Carolina Panthers. I was pretty excited until the first minute when the Bears fell behind quickly 7-0.

It was a gut wrenching game from there on out. I had high hopes that we would manhandle the Panthers like we did during the regular season, but that didn't happen. They were more than ready for us.

Steve Smith had over 200 yards in offense just by himself. It was a rough game to watch, but I can be happy with the fact that we did better this season than anyone ever dreamed.

It also gives me a reason to be stoked for next season. Should be a good time. It's gonna be hard to wait for the next season to start.

Thanks, Bears froa very exciting season of football!

--Beau

Chicago Bears Vs. Carolina Panthers
Posted by Beau Smith on January 15, 2006

It's Sunday. Game day. My Chicago Bears face off this afternoon with the Carolina Panthers in cold , windy Chicago.

My Bears have done far better than the critics thought. Not even I thought we'd have a division winning season like this. I couldn't be happier. Now we're gonna face off with the Panthers and see if we can beat them into submission one more time this year. If we do, we go on the the NFC Championship aganst the Seattle Seahawks.

We need a victory. I want all those petty little pricks that said the Bears wouldn't win 3 games all year to regret the day those words ever spilled out of their crusty little mouths.

So, please help me make those creeps swollow their own vomit and help me root the Bears on to a win. Is that asking too much?

Even if it is...TOO BAD! Obey Beau!!

See ya on the 50 yeard line.

Beau

The Transporter 2 Real Comic Book Action
Posted by Beau Smith on January 13, 2006

Tonight I watched The Transporter 2 with Jason Staham as the star. Great stuff and endless action. This one is not quite as serious as the first one and the stunts and action are even more over the top, but that's why you watch amovie like this. Staham is great with his calm yet menacing looks. Pro Boxer Shannon Briggs is in this and plays a monster enforcer for the main bad guy. The female assassin in this is one ugly chick. She looks like the type my buddy Flint Henry would love. That should warn most folks right there.

If ya get the chance watch it. You won'tbe sorry.

Your amigo,

Beau

Beauvision--Lost & Invasion
Posted by Beau Smith on January 11, 2006

I don't know about you , but tonight's (1/11/06) episode of LOST was one of the best ones yet. The stand off between Mr. Eko and "The Monster" was epic. In Mr.Eko I think the viewers of LOST have finally got a "hero" that can stand up to evil and kick ass when need to. I sense that the viewers have been looking for a character with that edge. The first season they thought they were gonna get it with Locke, but the real deal is here now. Locke is more the master of the Zen/New Age kinda thing.

Unlike some folks that want answers and less cliffhangers, I could care less. Drag this out as long as you want. I enjoy it every week and the slower they take it the longer it'll be on. No complaints from me.

After LOST the new series INVASION comes on. It took me a few episodes to warm up to it, but I'm glad I hung in there. It has gotten better and better. The back stories on the characters has really fleshed this thing out. There's some excellent acting by most every one on the show. The show's creator Shaun Cassady always has a way of injecting a little comedy into some very creepy moments. Talented guy because that's a hard thing to do. This show is much better than I thought.

Big complaint for the newseason--THEY AXED THRESHOLD! I really liked that show and now it's gone forever without ever tying up the loose ends. I'm sorry to see that happen.

I hope you find something good to watch.

Your amigo,

Beau

Back In Action 2006
Posted by Beau Smith on January 10, 2006

Okay, I know. I've been very unmanly in posting up news and manly happenings during 2005. Well, I promise to change that and be better about it this year.

Of course I'm gonna need y'all to keep writing and let me know what kinda things you wanna see and read here on your visists to the ranch. I aim to please as long as it pleases me.

So keep the beer cold and stay outta trouble. Check back here for all the latest.

Your amigo,

Beau Smith

Free Signed Wynonna Earp Print!
Posted by Beau Smith on May 10, 2005

Amigos,

I'm here to give ya an incentive to order The Complete Wynonna Earp Collection from IDW Publishing. It comes out in July and is over 200 manly pages in full color. It collects every story that Wynonna Earp has ever been in. The five issue series that came out through Image Comics, The three issue series that came out through IDW Publishing, The ultra rare "Blood Is The Harvest" story that was in IDW Tales Of Terror AND the origin of Wynonna Earp. There will also be soem other special features as well.

The Best Manly Moments With Guy Gardner Warrior
Posted by Beau Smith on March 26, 2005

In my Artwork section here at The Flying Fist Ranch, I've added a new album with scenes from my two year run as writer on Guy Gardner Warrior.

There are all kinds of great art by such folks as Mitch Byrd, Brad Gorby, Phil Jimenz, Aaron Lorpesti and many more. There are also difining moments in the history of Guy Gardner Warrior. Manly moments. of course.

You'll see all your favorite DCU heroes there. Superman,, Batman, Wonder Woman, Wildcat, Lady Blackhawk and many more. A real eye feast.

I hope you check em' out. Remember, you can leave you own comments under the art. I look forward to your thoughts, amigos.

Your buddy,

Beau
The Flying Fist Ranch
3-26-05

Busted Knuckles
Posted by Beau Smith on March 11, 2005

This week's (3/7/05) Busted Knuckles has started a firestorm of activity. I've gotten over 300 emails on the subject of consumer buying habits with comic books. That's not even countin' the postings from various message boards in the web.

Read it here!

I've heard from consumers all over the United States and the world. It's been great. Tons of very important information has come my way.

When the emails start to die down, if they ever, I'm gonna try and form a tally of sorts to follow up in a future Busted Knuckles. Should be very interesting and surprising information. Stuff you will no doubt wanna read.

I also wanna thank everybody that has sent in their photos and jpegs this week. I've posted em' on my Manly Fans Section here at the ranch for the rest of ya to see and drool on.

Keep your eyes peeled here for more exciting announcements and suprise news. I appreciate it.

Your amigo,

Beau

More Beau Babes Added!
Posted by Beau Smith on March 4, 2005

For all you pud thumpers....Uh...er...I mean....viewers of my Manly Fans section here on my website...I've been bombed with new photos of some of my most beautiful female fans. There just seems to be more and more of em' every week.

So while you're here make sure ya jump over to my Manly Fans Section and check out all your new dream girls.

It's tough bein' me.

Your amigo,

Beau

The Comic Book Business
Posted by Beau Smith on February 8, 2005

The comic book business ain't what it used to be.....
but it'll do.

Your amigo,

Beau Smith
The Flying Fist Ranch

Bad Man Walking. Beau Leaves IDW
Posted by Beau Smith on January 30, 2005

For Immediate Release
Contact Beau Smith 304-453-6565
beau@flyingfistranch.com
http://www.flyingfistranch.com


Bad Man Walking: Beau Smith And IDW Publishing Part Ways
Scandals Of Sex, Money, Booze And Violence Are Rumored Reasons For Split

Ceredo, WV (January 31, 2005) Amid numerous lurid industry rumors of scandal, the truth has finally come in an official announcement. Vice-President of Sales and Marketing, Beau Smith, will be leaving IDW Publishing as of February 1, 2005.

Smith has been with Idea Design Works’s IDW Publishing division since July 2001, when he stuck his boots into the stirrups as VP of Sales and Marketing and began a very successful ride. Before that, Beau, a 17-year comics marketing professional, had served as VP of Marketing for Eclipse Comics, Image Comics, Todd McFarlane Productions and McFarlane Toys. “Beau has always been an idol-maker and empire-builder. His track record speaks for itself… that is, when Beau will let it get a word in edge-wise,” commented IDW Publishing’s Editor-In-Chief, Chris Ryall.

Beau has also been a noted writer and creator for 17 years and has written over 100 books. His resume includes such comics as Batman/Wildcat, Catwoman/Wildcat, Guy Gardner: Warrior, Star Wars, The Tenth, The Black Terror, Spawn, Wolverine/Shi, as well as his own creator-owned projects such as Wynonna Earp, Parts Unknown, Primate, Maximum Jack and Cobb. Smith’s self-proclaimed manly talents have also been involved with writing video games for Capcom, like Maximo: Army Of Zin. He’s also contributed various film dialogue work in B-movies that you would never admit you watched.

Smith writes one of the most manly and popular pop culture opinion columns on the Internet, Busted Knuckles. http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/busted It’s a weekly column that is testosterone-filled and as macho as jock itch. Almost as irritating, as well.

As far as future plans, Smith had this to say—“I’m a free agent. Freelance. A grand opportunity waitin’ to happen… I’m unemployed. I’ll be gettin’ fitted for my blue vest at Wal-Mart this afternoon. It’s gonna be just like the movie The Magnificent Seven, only without the other six guys and the magnificent part,” Smith grumbled as he cut up his IDW credit card.

For weeks, there have been countless rumors of Smith being let go because of sex parties in the office, drunken brawls and destruction of IDW office equipment all on company time, not to mention cattle being stampeded through the office hallways. Then it was recalled that Smith worked out of his own ranch in West Virginia. All charges have been dropped.

“I’m gonna become some other publisher’s freelance nightmare. I’m gonna dive fist-first into more comic book writing. I’m backed by over 17 years of marketing skills as well as havin’ one of the best direct market retailer relationships in comics. Not braggin’, but I have the biggest advantage goin’ in comics with my experience in business and on the creative end. You can count on one hand the enemies I’ve made in comics, and most of them are dead anyway.” Smith added when we couldn’t find a way to shut him up.

Upon learning that Beau Smith was free to build new empires and catapult new stars into the comic books skies here are what a few talented people in the industry REALLY had to say:

"Beau's been working? And where? And...for how long? I thought he and that young guy Ted Adams were at Eclipse Comics? And...you sobered me up to tell me this?!!"—Flint Henry. Artist. Iron Ghost. GrimJack. LawDog.


“This is for those of you who haven't read Guy Gardner: Warrior, Parts Unknown or Wynonna Earp. Beau Smith is for real. Two-fisted, knock-you-out-of-the-building, tough-guy action. Get with the program, or suffer the consequences.”—Dwayne Turner, Artist-The Authority. Wolverine.

“IDW's loss is Chick-Fil-A's gain, no question. Beau's manly charm, manly wit, and manly file folders full of very unmanly blackmail photographs have always made our world a more exciting, vibrant, and costly place to live, and I know I speak for most of the Mexican authorities when I say "I hope we haven't seen the last of you, Mr. Smith."—Mark Waid, Writer-Legion Of Super-heroes. Fantastic Four.

“This is one hell of a deal for the comics industry! To actually have the chance to employ the talents of the most sought-out P.R. and Marketing man in comics and entertainment... but none compares to this Beau's hard-nosed and thought-provoking prose once again unleashed on the comic racks. I'm already making plans and make mine a mug of Beau! –Billy Tucci, Creator of Shi

"This is good news and bad news. As effective as Beau is as a spokesman for the industry, he's always been a writer in my mind first and foremost. Now I gotta muscle my way to the front of the line to work with him. Let's not forget Maximum Jack. Or a cool Wynnona Earp cover, at least!"—Scot Eaton, Artist-Captain America. Spider-Man. Maximum Jack.

"I like Beau... and you should too."—Adam Kubert. Artist.-Wolverine. X-Men.
"I'm very sorry to see Beau leave IDW Publishing but I'm happy to know that it means I'll be able to read more comics by him. Beau's a terrific writer and I think it's great that he's going to focus more energy on his freelance career," said IDW's Publisher, Ted Adams

Through the powers of mental telepathy and other fictitious means, here are what others in the comic book industry might have said (If they were really asked):

"I'll have my response to you next month, promise! Or the one after that. Maybe July. But it's coming, really!"
—Rob Liefeld *

"Beau, call me, I'd love to have you come back to work here and... sorry, I can't even type that with a straight face."
—Todd McFarlane *

"Who's Beau Smith again?"
—Ted Adams

"Rip off my legacy, will you? I'll see you sooner or later, amigo…"
—The Ghost of Wyatt Earp

"I had the idea to leave a company first. Beau stole it from me!"
—John Byrne *

"Beau is a girl's name. What kinda self-professed 'real man' calls hisself 'Beau'? Besides, I carried your dead butt through most of those books we wrote.”
—Chuck Dixon

"My Guy Gardner can kick your Guy Gardner's ass. And stay off my message boards!"
—Geoff Johns *

"Beau, the terms of the restraining order say that you're no longer allowed to e-mail me."
—Gail Simone *

"The party you are trying to reach is no longer at this number Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
—Pat Lee *

"You're too short to hire. That and I don't have the power to hire you any longer."
—Jim Shooter *

"Don't call me, I'll call you."
—Paul Levitz-DC Comics *

"Don't call me, I'll call you."
—Joe Quesada-Marvel Comics *

"Don't call me, I'll call you."
—Mike Richardson-Dark Horse Comics *

"Beau, it could be worse."
—Mikah Wright *

"I told everyone you were just helping me over the fence that time."
—Anonymous West Virginia Farm Animal. *

Those wishing to inform the authorities or contact Beau directly can now reach him directly at:
Beau Smith
The Flying Fist Ranch
P.O. Box 706
Ceredo, WV. 25507
304-453-6565
beau@flyingfistranch.com
http://www.flyingfistranch.com



Note: * means they really didn’t say it. (Satire/Joke….really! No Lawyers..Please…I have no money.)

From The Ranch
Posted by Beau Smith on January 26, 2005

Amigos,

There is a lot brewin' here at the ranch. All of ya will find out most of the big news come 2/1/05. It'll be posted here as well as most every where else. Count down the days.

I appreciate all the emails from the last couple of weeks for my Busted Knuckles column. Seems that the response to Busted Knuckles has more than doubled. I also wanna thank all the guys and gals that have been sendin' in their jpegs of themselves and their girlfriends, wives, sisters...whatever. The babe quota of my Manly Fans Photo section has been flooded with more lovely ladies in the last few weeks. It seems that folks are catchin' on to my stuff and every one is gettin' rewarded with some great photos. Check em'out right here at the Flying Fist Ranch.

My offer for a free signed art print still goes. All ya gotta do is send me a request with three .37 cent stamps in it and I'll ship one out to ya real pronto. Send your requests to:

Beau Smith
The Flying Fist Ranch
P.O. Box 706
Ceredo, WV. 25507

It's as easy as that!

Enough of me wastin' your time. Get to lookin' around here at the ranch and have a good manly time.

Your amigo,

Beau

Letter Of The Day For Busted Knuckles
Posted by Beau Smith on January 21, 2005

Amigos,

There was so much mail this week for Busted Knuckles and my question to readers if Marvel Comics can sell "Second Tier" characters anymore. Characters like-Black Panther, Captain America, and Iron Man. Now I don't think of them as second stringers, but they are sure treated that way.

Any way, Here's another letter on the subject:


Beau,

My name is George Gebhardt. I'm a new staff writer for
SBC. I saw your latest column and thought I'd chime
in.

Do I believe a second tier (or even third tier)
character can do well? Absolutely.

Why don't they now? I think it's a combination of
things. First, I look at Marvel's TPB program and the
way their books (not just theirs of course, using them
as an example) are written, i.e. five to six issue
storyarcs--tailor made for TPBs. Also, it seems like
all of their titles get collected without any kind of
hesitation in regards to the release of their monthly
product.

Why should/would anybody buy Black Panther? Everybody
knows that will be collected--and probably will read
better in that format. I haven't bought Iron Man
because of this. Same with MadroX. I stopped getting
the Ex Machina monthly and will get the eventual
trades.

Looking back at Black Panther. Readers will get two
stories in 12 months. Two complete stories for a
monthly--that's absurd.

Certain writers seem to write that way and publishers
seem to welcome it. Over at DC, I think Geoff Johns is
a prime example. JSA and The Flash usually have long
storylines. I usually enjoy his work (I buy JSA
regularly and have been checking out The Flash), but I
feel his best stories are of the single issue variety.
Give me a three issue storyline every now and then.

If there's a perception that the monthlies will be
collected (quite quickly mind you), then who should
bother with them and not wait?

Another problem I see is that the publishers don't
have the right people making the decisions.

DC is always given applause because of the "chances
they take." Chances? Nine times out of ten it's a bad
decision--and we should applaud them for it?

Bloodhound. New character. Written by someone who
isn't that well known and was getting a lot of flack
for another title (Firestorm). People at DC thought
this would sell--why? If people hate what he's doing
in one title, do people at DC think they'll fork over
their cash for a second title of his?

Fallen Angel. Love the book. But it had no chance to
succeed out of the gates. Should've been in Vertigo to
start with. Was grouped with two other titles--that
had no chance of making it. Got the Mature Reader
label stuck on it. No one at DC foresaw the results?

Manhunter. Published too early (it was advertised as
"coming out of Identity Crisis"--first issue came out
in August, while she didn't appear in IC until
November).

Is anybody thinking? Hello, McFly!

Here's a title I'd like to see:

Sunfire. In these times of the anime/manga
explosion--why isn't Marvel pursuing a Sunfire title?
Put it into novella form and stick it in bookstores
and the direct market. Put the characters of Big Hero
Six in there. Keep it out of the Marvel Universe and
go wild.

Sorry about the length. There's a lot of reasons why
things don't work out well, I just listed a few of the
problems I see.

--George

******************************

Keep em' comin'.

Beau

Letter Of The Day
Posted by Beau Smith on January 18, 2005

I get tons of emails and letters here at the ranch. Most with comments on my Busted Knuckles column or folks talkin' about some of the comic books I write. Today I got a great letter from James Meeley from The Comics Asylum with some input from my latest Busted Knuckles column on the sales of second tier characters from Marvel Comics. I thought I would reprint his letter here since it really brought up some good points. Always good to share with others. Read and enjoy. I also look forward to your thoughts.

Your amigo,
Beau

Hey Beau:
 
Just read your latest and greatest at SBC. And never being one to turn down a worthwhile challenge (or request), I thought I'd give you my thoughts on if Marvel can actually sell a second (or third) tier character (that isn't X-Men or Spidey). And I think I can give a bit more insight than most, as I also work for a retailer of comics, so I'm seeing things from both sides of the counter.
 
Do I think a non-X-Men or non-Spider-Man series from Marvel could sell well today? The answer, is no. And this are for several reasons.
 
First off, is something you alluded to. And that is the lack of new readers who might give such a series a fair shake. As you noted, there's not really a whole lot of new readers coming onboard today. Most of Marvel's (and DC's, even) fan base is over the age of 18. They are also longtime fans, who have come to like what they like and aren't interested in trying out something new. They are pretty set in their ways and don't want to change. Heck, just look at the Green Lantern and Firestorm fans who went nuts over the changes they attempted in those books. So, something new and different isn't a high priority for the current fan base. And with very few new readers coming into the marketplace, there's really not much in the way of a "fresh-minded" audience who might get the book a shot, without preconceived notions.
 
Also, as you noted, buying out of habit is another reason a second tier character's title will never get a fair shake. As a retailer, this is the one that frustrates ME the most. You have no idea how often I hear from X-Men fans how bad the book is right now, yet they pick up that new issue every time it comes out. They would never even give a thought to dropping that book they hate and trying something new they might enjoy. And a lot usually take offense or get uppity if you even suggest such. And the main reason I get for why they stay? "I'm hoping the book will get better." Really? Well, by buying work you think is crap, you tell the companies that it's profitable. Not much chance for something to change, if the company thinks it's making them fat cash, is there? But they don't want to give up that familiarity. They don't want to give up that nostalgia. Even if it means they might find another series they would actually enjoy. They'd rather hold out and wait for that series they used to like to go back to something they might like, rather than try something new.
 
Which brings me to the next reason why a second tier character will never sell well, the fan base's resistance to change. Outside of stogie old men and geologist who monitor for earthquakes, there is no one else I know who seems to fear changes more than comic readers. I noted the reactions of Green Lantern and Firestorm fans before, but they are hardly exceptions to the rule. They, in truth, represent the vast majority. How many fans are still complaining about Crisis, or Grant Morrison's X-Men run? Anything that changes things the way they want it is bad. Allowing a second tier character to outshine X-Men or Spider-Men would be tantamount to blasphemy! Of course, they will never admit to that and simply hide behind saying that "second tier characters just aren't that interesting and don't sell well." But with a mentality like that, it's no wonder why they don't.
 
But that's also a part of the problem in consumer confidence, that the companies are creating themselves, by putting out a new series, without doing any market research to know if it'll sell. How many times have you heard fans complain that they were enjoying a book, only to have it canned 8 to 12 issues in, due to low sales. DC just canned Bloodhound and Fallen Angel. Marvel just cut Mystique, She-Hulk and shortened the new Tomb of Dracula mini-series. Readers are wising up that "if it's new, it's not gonna last." And this is an image the companies are creating with the "throw-it-at-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks" method of publishing. Whatever happened to the "try out" series that companies used to do, like Showcase, 1st Issue Special, Marvel Spotlight and stuff like that? They helped to test-out some characters and concepts before they got a regular book. The Barry Allen Flash got his start that way, so did the Hal Jordan Green Lantern and the Atom. The Defenders got their start like that, as did Iron Man. Why are companies no longer doing this? I mean, I could understand a smaller company, like IDW, not doing this, but the "big boys" (DC, Marvel, Image and Dark Horse) really have no excuses.
 
Yet another reason is simply lack of promotion. Second tier character almost NEVER get the push that the "money makers" do. And to me, that's crazy. As a retailer, I do a pick of the week for our comics every week. Now, sometimes I will pick a major title. But I also try to spread it out among the lesser known titles, too. The only way people will know these titles are any good, is for folks to tell them. That's why it boggles my mind that the companies fail to do this. I understand that if you have a good seller, you want to keep it that way, but promoting Spider-Man constantly, while a series like Thor never even gets a mention outside of its Previews listing is just insane. Wouldn't it be better to have both Spidey AND Thor selling well, instead of expecting Spidey to carry that load alone? I'd think so, but obviously the companies don't think so. And I don't see any dramatic changes coming to this area, either. I mean, as a retailer, I'm lucky if the company sends me one promotional poster for the series. Let alone makes an honest effort to get the word out about the book.
 
So, what does that mean for Shanna and Black Panther? Well, since Shanna's a mini-series, with a high profile creator, it might actually sell well. But only because it's not gonna last long anyway. As for BP, I predict that the first 6 issue or so will do well (simply on the strength of John Romita Jr.'s art) and then slowly fall down the charts and off the top 100 within the next 6 issues (the 6 issues thing is just a guess, it'll be much less if the writing is really bad). And once again, fans will denounce that second tier characters don't sell well. But it's little more than a self-fulfilling prophecy. Makes it hard to be wrong, when you know that going in, doesn't it? And the companies seem to be doing little more than throwing up their hands saying, "We tried, but the readers wouldn't buy it." Yeah, and when you are training fans to expect a new book to have the life span of an African fruit fly, what else can you expect?
 
So, until some major changes in marketing from the companies and mindset of the fan base comes about, you'll never see a second tier character really have much of a chance at Marvel (or any other major publisher).
 
I hope this gives you at least some of what you were looking for, Beau. And just so you know, if you want to use any of this in a future Busted Knuckles piece, please feel free. Maybe hearing it coming from you might get more folks to take notice of it, than if it's coming from me. All I'd ask is maybe a little plug for The Comic Asylum and we could call it even (ha-ha-ha-ha! ;) ).
 
Anyway, those are my thoughts, both as a fan and retailer. So you know it's not just me blowing smoke up your skirt. I hope you let us know what kind of responses you get on this, as I'm a bit interested in hearing what other people have to say.
 
Well, take her easy, Beau. I'll be talking with you again, I'm sure.
 
Best,
 
James Meeley
The Comic Asylum

There ya go.....waitin' for your email.

Beau

14 Days And Counting
Posted by Beau Smith on January 17, 2005

Make sure you check this site in 14 days--2/01/05-- I will have a big announcement.

Your amigo,

Beau

100% Beau In Busted Knuckles
Posted by Beau Smith on January 11, 2005

Amigos, there are no Five Manly Questions this week. It's just 100% Beau!

I think y'all will find all sorts of things to either agree with me on or hate my guts. The choice will be yours.

So don't delay. Jump over to Busted Knuckles and let the cryin' begin!

Your pal,

Beau

Happy New Year, Amigos
Posted by Beau Smith on December 31, 2004

Well, it's that time of year. Where we wrap up one and start another. I don't know how 2004 went for ya, I hope it was good. Mine was interestin' to say the least.

I'm hopin' that 2005 will be even better. I'm sure there will be some rough spots now and then, but we just gotta grit our teeth, roll up our sleeves and get our hands a little dirtier when those times come.

I hope it's a good year for comic books. I don't get into all the hype and donkey dump that others try and spew about the comic book business being in such great shape. It's still not 100% healthy. I want it to get better in 2005. To get it better we've gotta stop wishin' it was and really do something about it. I'll be out there fightin'. I hope you're there backin' me up.

Things Just Added
Posted by Beau Smith on December 27, 2004

Well, while you're sittin' there all gluttoned up on turkey, ham and the rest of your Christmas feast, why don't ya take a little time to look over my Manly Photo and Artwork sections here at The Flying Fist Ranch.

You'll find all kinds of new additions that ya haven't seen before. Lots of new photos of my manly friends, celebrity stuff, family ,me and some new artwork as well. Check my Manly Thoughts Of The Day Archives and see what ya mighta missed.

New Year's Eve is comin' up and I know you're gonna kill some brain cells like the rest of us. Might as well use what ya got left to check out my stuff while ya can.

Remember, you can always add smart ass comments to any of the photos or art by clickin' the little Comment line under the photo or art. You can also supersize some of the photos and art by clickin' on the photos twice.

This was your friendly reminder. Next time I won't be so nice.

Your amigo,

Beau

Merry Christmas From The Flying Fist Ranch
Posted by Beau Smith on December 24, 2004

In these complex times that we all live in I thought for once I'd keep it pretty simple.....

Merry Christmas, amigo.

Your buddy,

Beau Smith

Merry Christmas Wishes From An Amigo
Posted by Beau Smith on December 22, 2004

I was sittin' here bein' my own manly self when the email cow bell goes off. I click a few keys and move the mouse around and found it to be a note from my good amigo Terry Moore the creator of the hit comic book-Strangers In Paradise.

Ol' "Texas" Terry knows me pretty well. I thought I'd share his email with y'all. I hope you enjoy it.

Your amigo,

Beau

May your trails be clear,
Your whisky strong,
Your women beautiful,
Your horses fast,
Your partners true,
Your rifle clean,
Your charges dropped
And your vittles smokin'!

Happy holidays and a big white Christmas to you too, pardner, from all us comancheros here in the Lone Star State.
yer pal,
Terry

The Fat Man Is A Comin'.
Posted by Beau Smith on December 18, 2004

It's one week until Christmas. The clock is tickin' for the fat man in the red suit. You know...the guy that does a home invasion on your hacienda, lets his travel companions take a dump on your roof, eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk, AND I'm sure he takes unwanted videos of you and you loved one as you bump uglies upstairs. Who do yo think took that video of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson?

Can ya trust this guy?

I mean it's nice that he hauls all those gifts to you house, but ya gotta draw the line with this guy some where. If not ,there's no tellin' where he'll stop. I swear...I think he was gettin' into my email last year.

About this time of year he likes to hang out at the local malls and lie to your kids. It's a good place to locate him and set him straight before him and his band of ill mannered midgets, he likes to call elves, come to your house and wreck the joint. Now I'm not sayin' that ya rough him up right there in front of the little kids, but the guy has to take a leak sooner or later, it's then you should sway him to your way of thinkin'...in a manly way, of course. It's best ya have a couple of your pals with ya. His elves have been known to hit below the belt. 'Sides...they're mean drunks.

So there is my little Christmas story for ya. Take my warning and be prepared for the jolly old trespasser.

Oh...and remember....I like manly Christmas gifts...

Your amigo,

Beau-Ho-HO!

A Most Manly Day Indeed!
Posted by Beau Smith on December 17, 2004

Well....if things seem to be goin' really right for ya today...more than usual....then I've got the answer for it.

It's my birthday.

Yep, that one day out of the year when all is pretty good. This is one of those days where you should not be workin' or goin' to school. There should be folks out in the streets singin' songs of my manly feats. Wild boar should be roastin' on a spit, mugs of ale should be toasted over large wooden tables by men with no manners. Beautiful babes in tight clothing should be serving those ill mannered men plates of near raw meat and other things on the manly menu.

Yep. We should all be celebrating.

To be honest, my family took me out to dinner, my best friend gave me a great gift that humiliated me and I got some really nice cards and emails. Ya really can't ask for more than that.

Glad to be with ya another year. I hope there are many more to share with ya.

Your amigo in his birthday suit,
Beau

Something From The Flying Fist Ranch Vault
Posted by Beau Smith on December 3, 2004

Amigos, The other day while goin' through one of my old computers I came across a part of a script/pitch that I had written to throw at DC Comics a few years ago.

It was a Hawkman pitch. One that would return him to the way I always thought of him. A six foot, eight inch, 300 lbs, cop from another planet with a scary wingspan. Well...I just thought a few of ya might enjoy my throw on Hawkman. You be the judge.

Enjoy,

Beau


The second string bad guy known as The Wire is sitting watching TV in the false front warehouse where The Consortium has set up the base for the group of bad guys they have hired to steal the artifacts. The Wire got his name because he is known for the sadistic way he uses a razor sharp wire made of an alien substance found at the Roswell Crash site in 1947. He has been known to cut and slice body parts off of his victims without mercy. Severing the head is his favorite tactic.

He has been a henchman for hire in the last few years because of the benefits and 401 K program. Recently he was a part of the group that broke into one of the artifact halls that Carter Hall (Hawkman) is in charge of. They stole many of the artifacts there. For his own amusement, The Wire killed the friend of Hawkman's that was there doing research on one of the items in the hall. He severed his head, hands and feet.

This got the Consortium to fine The Wire and suspend him from the next job. In his temporary exile he was wasting time at the base watching reruns Three's Company.

Page Seven
Panel One-Shot of The Wire as he sits on a leather couch watching TV. There is a blue glow from the TV bathing his grinning face. Pizza boxes and empty beer bottle abound on the coffee table.

The Wire: Oh, yeah....that Suzanne Summers may have gotten all the press, but it was that
hot little Joyce DeWitt that always turned my crank.

The Wire: Shake it one time for me, baby.

Panel Two-Outside. Night. We see a guard with a machine gun walking down the line of the warehouse. He's paying attention, but nothing to get him straight A's about in guard school.

Panel Three-From the shadows behind him we see a large hand grab his face. The large hand looks like that of a basketball player palming a ball. The guard's eyes are wide as his face is almost completlely covered.

Guard: (Muffled) mmmMPPHHH!!!

Panel Four-Sam shot of the wall of the warehouse. Dimly lit. We see nothing where there once was the guard. The only sound is that of metal being bent.

SFX: Errkrunnnch!

Panel Five-On the ground we now see the machine gun. It has been twisted and bent by someone very strong.

Page Eight
Panel One-Back inside where The Wire is still watching TV. He is slouched on the couch and still bathed in the blue glow of the TV.

The Wire: Man....I remember when she was on The Love Boat all the friggin' time. They
need to rerun that show too.

Panel Two-Shot of the metal warehouse door that leads into the room wher The Wire is.

Panel Three-Same Shot only now we see the door opening. Remember, the only light in the room is from the TV and a small desk lamp on a table. The lighting should be moody.

SFX: (Door) Reeeaaaack.

Panel Four-Back to The Wire as he looks up as a second thought from the TV. He looks a little annoyed.

The Wire: Geez...I didn't think you guys would be back for another couple of hours. What
happened, couldn't find the place without me?

The Wire: Hell..who am I kiddin'? You guys can't find nothin'.

Panel Five-Now The Wire is looking up at who came in the door. There is a look of real shock and disbelief on his face.

The Wire: (small) Aww.....man.....

Page Nine-Splash Page. From The Wire's POV. There in the open doorway..or should I say filling it, is Hawkman. Six feet 8 inches, 300 lbs. hairy chest and he needs a shave. He looks huge, menacing and calm. The lighting is cast over him giving him the effect that Batman would give his left nut for. In his hand is his big ol' mace.

Hawkman: (Calm and low) I found you.

Page Ten
Panel One-The Wire is doing everything in his power to keep his tough guy act up, but we can see through his body language that he is anything but brave.

The Wire: You've got no right to be here, big man. Private property. No warrant and no reason
for one. You ain't even a cop!

Panel Two-Shot of Hawkman still standing there taking all the air out of the room by just being there.

Panel Three-The Wire is still trying to keep up his bravery act. His eyes twitching as he looks at the table where his killer wire lays near a pizza box. He is spooked by Hawkman's silence and the way he is looking at him with cold eyes from under his helmet.

The Wire:(Nervous bravado) You don't scare me! Ya hear me.....You don't scare The Wire!

Panel Four-Bust shot from a slightly worm's eye view of Hawkman. The lights and shadows fall just right on Hawkman. His unshaven face, his grim mouth.

Hawkman: (Calm and low) I'm not here to scare you.

Panel Five-Close up of Hawkman's face. This look on his face should send shivers up the spine of the readers. Stone cold is what we see. The scary kind.

Hawkman: I'm here to hurt you.....

Hawkman: Really bad.

Reality Sucks
Posted by Beau Smith on November 21, 2004

Ya know, growin' up I was a kid and young adult that hardly ever missed anything worth a donkey dump on TV. I know more about TV shows than anyone really should. Granted, growin' up we only had the three network channels, but I didn't let any of it slip by.

The other night I was flippin' through the channels...all 100 plus of em', and there wasn't anything on there that made me wanna stop and watch. It was pretty sad.

One thing that I did notice was that there were tons of reality TV shows in one form or another on ALL channels.

I'm not a man prone to violence much anymore , but I sure would like five minutes alone with the moron that started reality TV. I could do a real knuckle dance on his face. Reality TV does nothing but make Peepin' Toms out of the viewer. It appeals to the lowest instincts that we as humans have. Are these new feelings that we have? No. We've always had them. Thing was...before we had enough class and civility to restrain these peepin tom urges. Now, because there is money to be made and the media tells us it's ok to watch people humiliate themselves, TV viewers can't wait to jump into someone else's lives..no matter how ugly it is.

Don't misunderstand me....Reality TV IS humiliation. It's sad that the people on the TV are willin' to do it to themselves and it's just plain sick that others wanna watch em' do it.

I refuse to watch the stuff. The only reality TV I want is a football game.

Next time you find yourself watchin' a reality TV show, stop and think ...is this any different from peepin' in my neighbor's window?

I think you find out that it's not...except that you can do it from your own living room and nobody will catch ya.

Your amigo,

Beau

What's A Real Writer?
Posted by Beau Smith on November 19, 2004

Well...Summer has hauled ass and now Fall is here. I'm sorry to say today it's pourin' rain like piss out of a boot. I don't care much for rain. I know most of the artsy-fartsy crowd loves to rant on about how the rain is so inspiring and gives them a mood. Well, those are the Nancy-Boys that dress in black , sit in Starbuck's all day lookin' moon-eyed at a laptop so other losers around em' will think they're a writer.

Real writers write in a little room where no one can bother em'. The place is a mess and real writers like it that way. The phone rings a lot, but a real writer just ignores it and laughs with evil intent as the caller begs them to please pick up.

If you're a comic book writer with steady work...then you are damn lucky and don't blow it. If ya do you'll end up right back at Pizza Hut shovin' melted cheese and crust into a hot oven as well as wearin' a funny hat.

So there ya go. I hate rain. I don't drink coffee and I'm not answerin' your phone call.

I'm a comic book writer.

Your amigo,
Beau

What's A Real Writer?
Posted by Beau Smith on November 19, 2004

Well...Summer has hauled ass and now Fall is here. I'm sorry to say today it's pourin' rain like piss out of a boot. I don't care much for rain. I know most of the artsy-fartsy crowd loves to rant on about how the rain is so inspiring and gives them a mood. Well, those are the Nancy-Boys that dress in black , sit in Starbuck's all day lookin' moon-eyed at a laptop so other losers around em' will think they're a writer.

Real writers write in a little room where no one can bother em'. The place is a mess and real writers like it that way. The phone rings a lot, but a real writer just igmores it and laughs with evil intent as the caller begs them to please pick up.

If you're a comic book writer with steady work...then you are damn lucky and don't blow it. If ya do you'll end up right back at Pizza Hut shovin' melted cheese and crust into a hot oven as well as wearin' a funny hat.

So there ya go. I hate rain. I don't drink coffee and I'm not answerin' your phone call.

I'm a comic book writer.

Your amigo,
Beau

Wynonna Earp Blood Is The Harvest
Posted by Beau Smith on July 8, 2004

How are ya doin', amigos? Gather round the electric camp fire and give a listen. Exclusive to The Flying Fist Ranch you can now see the artwork from my 10 page Wynonna Earp story called "Blood Is The Harvest."
You can see it in my "Artwork" section under the album of Wynonna Earp.

Blood Is The Harvest is my story for the upcoming IDW's Tales Of Terror hardcover that is coming out from IDW Publishing.

It's a quirky horror story about a haunted Kansas Wheatfield with a demonic scarecrow. Check out how Wynonna handles this scary straw man.

I hope ya enjoy it.

Beau
The Flying Fist Ranch

Wynonna Earp Blood Is The Harvest
Posted by Beau Smith on July 8, 2004

How are ya doin', amigos? Gather round the electric camp fire and give a listen. Exclusive to The Flying Fist Ranch you can now see the artwork from my 10 page Wynonna Earp story called "Blood Is The Harvest."

Blood Is The Harvest is my story for the upcoming IDW's Tales Of Terror hardcover that is coming out from IDW Publishing.

It's a quirky horror story about a haunted Kansas Wheatfield with a demonic scarecrow. Check out how Wynonna handles this scary straw man.

I hope ya enjoy it.

Beau
The Flying Fist Ranch

New Wynonna Earp Story
Posted by Beau Smith on June 2, 2004

Just thought I'd let y'all know the latest with Wynonna Earp.

I just finished a 10 page story that will be showcased in an upcoming IDW Publishing book called IDW Tales Of Terror.

The story has all the action, quirky humor and twists on pop culture that you've come to enjoy. The name of the story is "Blood Is The Harvest."

More to come as art for the story pours in.

--Beau
The Flying Fist Ranch

Brain Power
Posted by Beau Smith on April 26, 2004

"It's better to pick stuff from your brain than from your nose."
--Beau Smith

Money
Posted by Beau Smith on April 8, 2004

Money is a great thing to collect.

--Beau Smith
4/8/04

Good Advice
Posted by Beau Smith on March 24, 2004

See my finger?
See my thumb?
See my fist?
You better run!

--Beau Smith
3/24/04

Being Evil
Posted by Beau Smith on March 23, 2004

"Without Fear There Is No Courage."

--Beau Smith
3/23/04

On Sales and Marketing
Posted by Beau Smith on March 22, 2004

"Hell, I'd cover myself with shit if it'll draw more flies."

--Beau Smith
3-22-04

"Lying"
Posted by Beau Smith on March 21, 2004

"That woman lies so much even her words have stretch marks."

--Beau Smith 3/21/04

Here's Something New, Amigos
Posted by Beau Smith on March 20, 2004

Startin' today you've got a new stable to park your internet horse to..."Beau's Manly Thought Of The Day". This is where you can check in daily and see what's on my macho mind.

Come around every day. Ya may just learn somethin'.

As far as today goes....3/20/04 I've slept late....I worked on the stupid computer that plots against me every damn day, I brushed my K9 Corps. of killer dogs and watched Basketball on TV. It's 75 degrees outside and breezy...gonna storm later. So there ya go. First installment of my Manly Thoughts. They'll get better.

From The Ranch,

Beau